Yay! Fire!

Wait... that doesn't seem right.
BATTERY FIRE EMERGENCY

Let's not make light of the fact that laptops and phones are constantly catching fire at inopportune times in inopportune places.

It's happening. We acknowledge it. And we treat it with the same stream of consciousness style casual attitude that we treat everything on Yay! Computer!

Fire! Fire! Fire! Blah! Blah! Blah! Just because you accidentally endangered lives with your consumer electronics doesn't mean you get to be the center of attention.

Fire? Fire? Why do I keep hearing about batteries catching on fire? What's wrong with me?

And that is how I bring the attention back where it belongs.